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What Are Your Weird Food Quirks?

7/4/13
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! I hope that you're all with family at the lake or pool, hot dog and sparkler in hand.

Matt and I might venture to the pool later, but I think for now it's a walk with the dogs before the firecrackers start cracking and perhaps a run to the mall to hit some sales (that one might be a solo effort). We'll be scoping out Springfield for some fun Independence Day activities, too. My guess it that they have a TON of fun things around town; it is, after all, the Land of Lincoln! Until we find an entertaining distraction, though, I'm writing this blog post celebrating Independence Day in the best way I can think of at the moment: drinking coffee in my PJ's with a homemade cherry kolache topped with whipped cream. Ahhhhhh-merica.


Homemade cherry and grape kolaches. Recipe coming soon!



I stumbled upon an interesting article the other day titled "What Are Your Weird Travel Quirks?" from the good folks over at Hello Giggles. In the article, the author talked about her strange, somewhat obsessive travel behaviors, like refusing to walk barefoot on hotel floors and abhorring the idea of touching her head to her airplane seat's head rest. It got me thinking, and try as I might I couldn't really come up with any weird travel quirks. I mean, I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to travel. I don't really have any strange quirks or habits, unless you count my strict adherence to departure times or my amazing ability to fall asleep on command in any location, land, sea, or air.

I do, however, have some pretty weird food quirks. I think we all do. For instance, Matt hates bananas. He won't even touch them. One time, when we had just started dating, he came over and was very hungry. It was mid-morning, so I thought it would be nice to fix him toast topped with peanut butter, a banana, and honey. I noticed after several minutes that it was taking him a while to eat his toast, and after he was about 85% done with it, I asked, "Are you not hungry anymore?" With the saddest, most sincerely sorry eyes, he looked at me and said very quietly, "I really hate bananas." It was the cutest thing I think I've ever seen.

So, to share the weirdness, here are some of my weird food quirks:

1. At Thanksgiving, I am that gross person that mixes all the contents of their plate up into one, nasty slop of American goodness. Yep. That's me. Matt thinks it's disgusting (as does a large chunk of my family), but my rationale is that it'll get mixed up eventually anyway. Besides, it's a flavor/texture adventure!

2. I am a snob when it comes to Mexican food. I am a stickler for Mexican food. Mexico has such a rich food tradition and culture, and I oftentimes feel like it is somewhat muted for American palates. I'm not saying that Americans have bad taste, but we have a way of taking the spice out of ethnic foods. Ladies and gentlemen, case in point, I give you: queso. No, not queso fresco, a soft Mexican cheese, but straight-up queso, which in the American vernacular is "melted nacho cheese." Not Mexican, not authentic, and frankly, not even food. I bet that "queso" is, 99% of the time, a petroleum bi-product pumped out of stadium-grade dispensers in the back of the kitchen. Can you hear me seething over here? Well now you know: I hate queso. Snobby rant over.

3. I have a deep hate for mushrooms. My superpower is that I am able to detect upon just a sniff if mushrooms are in a dish. I hate, hate, hate mushrooms: the taste, the texture, the smell. Blegh. My apologies if you love mushrooms (Matt does, too).

4. Fried food makes me sick. Literally. It's sad, too, because fried food is pretty good sometimes (who can turn down a good french fry?!), but whenever I eat fried food I get really sick a few hours later. I went through a period of time (about four years) when I didn't eat one bite of fried food, and so I think my body lost the ability to process it or something. Or it just knows that I shouldn't be eating it. Either way, a tragedy.

5. Every time I go to a restaurant, I challenge myself to go home and make whatever it is we ordered. I always like to try to recreate good dishes for less right at home. Matt and I have this fun game where, when we sit down at our dinner table, we'll calculate how much each serving of the dish cost and how it would compare with the tab for the same dish at a restaurant. If you want to feel good about staying in, always play that game. It'll pep you up really quick when you know how much you're saving!


What about you guys? Do you have any weird food quirks? Let me know in the comments!

-Betsey

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Sometimes I get emotional about food. Don't judge me.

4/5/13
Happy Friday, all!

I'm writing to you from my dad's office back in my hometown of Grand Island, Nebraska. I'm in town today for a presentation for school, but since tomorrow's by dad's birthday, I thought I'd stick around. :)

I wanted to let you all know that I did in fact end up making those homemade Runzas (or, for all you non-Nebraskans, "Nebraska beef buns") last night. Unfortunately, myself and everything I own now smells like cabbage (insert Austin Powers joke).



But I digress.

I'll have to drudge up some old family recipes from my mom's German ancestors to make for you. Hopefully none of them involve cabbage. But since this week is supposed to be dedicated to both German and Czech food, I would quite remiss if I neglected to address two of my favorite foods: Pilsner Urquell beer and kolaches. Naturally, these two things are connected to two of my favorite activities: drinking and eating.

But in all honesty, I love these things so much because they are usually done in the company of others. That's what makes food so wonderful; enjoying it along with some good conversation. For me, Pilsner Urquell and kolaches are directly tied to spending time with my family. I remember many years of my youth going to my Grandma Stehlik's house in Wilber, Nebraska ("the Czech Capital of the USA") in the hottest part of summer to watch my uncles drink beer and dance the polka. Ah, memories.

My Uncle Roy, Grandma, Dad, and Uncle Dale at Czech Days in Wilber.
A storefront sign in Wilber, NE.
The rare Czech palm tree, spotted in Wilber, NE.

Every time I saw my grandma (Czech Days or otherwise), she'd have whipped up several batches of homemade kolaches. If you've never had a kolache, TRY ONE NOW, slap some Cool Whip on it (Grandma's rule) and enjoy with a nice strong cup of coffee. They are amazing, like little jelly-filled pastries of wonder (may hands-down favorite is cherry!). I'd like to make some for my dad's birthday tomorrow, but I'm not sure if I'll have the time. If not, I'll make them next week so you can experience their deliciousness.

I'll always associate kolaches with my grandma. She passed away this past August, and I don't think I'll ever think of her passing without tearing up. My grandma was very special to me, and so by making kolaches, I feel like it's one small way of being with her again.

Food is so beautiful that way. It helps us remember where we come from and gives us that comforting little feeling that those people that seem so far away are right there next to us in the kitchen. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a kolache without crying a little, but it's nice to know that, whenever I want to remember all the wonderful things about my grandma, I just need to whip up a batch of them.

The same goes for whipped cream, too; a few months ago Matt and I were at a church event and someone had brought desserts and some Cool Whip. Just as I bit into a whipped cream-dipped strawberry, my eyes watered up and I started to cry, for no other reason than that the taste reminded me of visiting my grandma and her dishing up a fresh kolache with a big dollop of whipped cream.

I feel sorry for all of the people around us wondering why I seemed so moved by whipped topping.

Sometimes I get emotional about food, okay? Don't judge.

Have you ever had a panic attack/mental breakdown/epiphany/other from eating food? I'd love to hear about it in the comments!

I'll leave you with this little gem. My sister snapped this photo during Czech Days several years ago. I had found and subsequently tried on Grandma's wig. She was not amused.

Betsey: The Wig-napper!

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